This is my purple contribution.

If you hate fags, you hate me -and you know what? I know how to kill you first.
Practice love and acceptance, kids. Not bigotry.

As some of you may know, I am in the midst of dealing with a family emergency. It’s taking some serious time and energy, as all things of this nature do. Point being, I am not being elusive on purpose, so please send me prayers instead of hate mail.
Please feel free to email me. I [...]

They arrived! Meet The Jesus Jackhammer and The Devil:

This is how to use The Devil:

The Jesus Jackhammer Backscratcher:

And warding off vampires:

You know what? You can’t ALL be the bottom. I get 900 offers from men who are “willing to be forced to swallow cum” or whatever every week, and that’s not really an offer. It’s expressing an interest. If you want to offer me something for forced bi, then offer to be a flexible particpant, [...]

Pamper your Princesses and Queens!

Written Instructions:
You will need:
Cotton balls or pads
Nail Polish Remover
Bamboo or Birch wood sticks
Ceramic Bowl
River or Glass stones
Bath salts
Pumice stone
(Tweezerman callus shaver or PedEgg if her feet are really rough)
Nail clipper
Nail file
Cuticle trimmer
Nail buffer
Sugar Scrub
Clear Base Coat/Top Coat
Polish
Foot cream
Remove nail polish: Using a cotton pad and nail polish remover, rub the pad [...]

Best boots in the world? (Click here)

Shows improvement, no?

and a cute still:

I love this!

Alright, it’s time. I am making a Vlog for whatever purposes anyone ever makes a vlog for. Subbies can learn about me, drool if they feel they must, partake of my ridiculous video editing, and enjoy my updates.